Lizzy Kizzy personality
| Favorite Subject: Math class.
Life Goal: Beach house with Ferrari
Favorite Food: Diet pills
Favorite Sport: Rejecting boys
Biggest Fear: Getting old and flabby
|Quote: “I’d rather cry in a limousine than smile on a bicycle.”
What are you most proud of?: “That we are pretty girls because pretty girls rule. All boys are slaves to looking hot.”
|INTERVIEW with LIZZY & KIZZY
TT: [Treewiddle Tribune] We usually interview students one-at-a-time but since you two insisted you be interviewed together we’ll just have to figure it out as we go along.
LIZZY: We do almost everything together so it’s no big deal. I’ll be doing most of the answering anyway.
KIZZY: Yea: Lizzy will do most of the answering.
TT: Ok. Let’s start by hearing a bit about yourself … um, yourselves … the both of you, I mean … Just start talking, please.
TT: Are you two involved in any academic extra-curricular activities?
TT: List two strengths and explain each one.
TT: Does the school give you too much homework? How much do you think they should give?
TT: Speaking of boys, is there anyone in school you have a crush on?
TT: How do the other boys react when you ignore them?
TT: Describe your philosophy of life, if you have one.
TT: What do you think about kids your age smoking cigarettes, using alcohol or drugs?
TT: You two girls certainly seem to know what you want out of life.
LIZZY: No, Kizzy. I said, “… any means necessary …”
LIZZY: “… any means necessary …”
TT: Thank you for your time today, girls. It’s certainly been an eye-opening interview.