Lizzy gives Conrad a future warning about girl empowerment if boys and men don’t grow up and shed their ‘boy phase.’
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Lizzy gives Conrad a future warning about girl empowerment if boys and men don’t grow up and shed their ‘boy phase.’
You go girl… love Lizzy’s line in the first panel!
Thanks! Lizzy isn’t too kind to the boys. She’s a wild one for her age.
I have to admit, women are heading down a better evolutionary track while man go backwards hehehe =P Lizzy is something else
All the statistics and studies are coming up with the same conclusions as you mentioned. What is happening to our society’s men? C’mon, men. Wake up!
meh, I’d rather read the joke book lol
LoL!!!!
I had to think about the heartworm pill for a few moments. Then I got it. Ha Ha Ha Funny stuff plus you just reminded me of a bad/funny experience I had years ago which will make a good comic.
Nice to read I could assist with a comic idea!
but rather I must thank you to you for the indirect critique. I thought of what you said and saw the punch line wasn’t working. I changed it to something I think is better.
Oh… I liked the heartworm pill line. I just had to think a bit 1st. The chew toy does work without thinking. Still thought the original was funnier though.
I’m officially lost now
I thought the original was funnier too, but I also asked a few non-pet owners about “heartworm pill” and they said they didn’t know what it was.
That kinda threw me a bit.
I figured something more direct emphasizing ‘female/male pet’ relationship was required. I dunno now. I’m confused. The deciding factor was the ‘heartworm pill’ from Lizzy insinuates caring, but the ‘chew toy – to be quiet’ insinuates loathing from her. At that point I chose the second one.
P.S. I wanna hear about the goat & the banana too…
Nocando LoL!! .. “All ages” strip, ya’ know.
A goat with a banana in its mouth walk into a bar…
lol!!
oh My!!!!
…and the barman says “You can’t bring your own food in here!!!”
The banana replies “OK I’ll leave my goat outside & just get your chef to make me a sandwich then”
Funny G-rated switch on the joke!!
Well at least they get a chew toy.
Can’t really ask for more if men continue to trend downward. I just hope we don’t have to ‘sit’ for it in the future!
Lizzy reminds me of my 12-year-old daughter. She takes every opportunity posssible to remind her younger brothers that she is smarter & more talented. Sadly, they agree because she is also bigger & stronger & they’re secretly afraid of her.
And soon they will be bigger and stronger than she is. And if that is the only thing sustaining the fear, she will be SOL. OTOH, if she maintains the smarts gap she will dominate until they are all graying shriveled cripples.
@ Young — That’s just awesome!!!!!
priceless comment. Thanks for sharing. Still smiling about it 
@ Colleen — Yes, their hormones might give them the upper edge physically but in the end, as always, smarts wins all!